歡迎來到芙爾會
-我的領帶有沒有太短 -挺好的 - Is my tie too short? - It's fine.
我的領子呢 What about my collar?
我會第一百次再給你正正 I'll straighten it for the hundredth time,
如果能讓你平靜下來的話 if that calms you.
你為什么對這個書呆子晚宴這么緊張 Why are you so stressed about some nerd gala?
芙爾是挪威神話中的智慧女神 Vor is the Norse goddess of wisdom,
而芙爾會是智商頂尖的1%人中 and the Vor Collective is the top one percent
最頂尖的1% of the top one percent of minds.
就像是門薩俱樂部里的門薩俱樂部 It's as if Mensa had its own Mensa,
所以我需要你幫忙 and that's why I need your help.
-我幫忙 幫什么 -嗯 - My help? With what? - ‭Yeah.
這些人都是天才 These people are all geniuses,
而你知道怎么跟我這種人說話 and you know how to talk to my kind
比我還會 better than I do.
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所以你要發揮魅力 折服會員們 So you will charm the pants off the membership,
一旦他們看到了我跟像你這樣 and once they see that I'm with someone
了不起的人在一起 as incredible as you,
他們就會意識到 他們看錯了我 they will realize that they were wrong about me
允許我重新成為會員 and let me back into the club.
允許你重新成為會員 Allowing you back in?
你怎么才跟我說 Why are you... Why are you telling me this now?
你做了什么被趕出去了 And what did you do to have a fallout?
沒什么的 Nothing.
就是個小小的分歧 It's a small disagreement,
憑你的社交技能很容易搞定 easily rectified with your social skills.
集中注意 該你上場了 So, uh, focus, you're on.
天吶 Oh, boy.
先生 給 Sir, here you are.
-謝謝 -不客氣 - Thank you. - ‭My pleasure.
真是...先生們 你們好 That's very... Gentlemen.
奧布萊恩 你居然敢來 O'Brien, you got some nerve showing your face here.
瓦達特 Oh, Vadat.
你真幽默 親愛的 What a sense of humor. Darling...
-謝謝 干杯 -你的酒 - Thank you. Cheers. - Your wine.
等等 她是跟你來的 Hold a moment. She's with you?
是的 她是我女朋友 Yes. She is my girlfriend.
我們親密過 We've been intimate.
不必說這種小事的 Unnecessary detail.
狄寧小姐 跟你聊天真是愉快 Ms. Dineen, you have been a pleasure to talk to,
但我們都不愿跟這個男人說話 but none of us are willing to engage with this man.
他現在處于查看階段 He's currently on probation.
是的 他跟我說他和你們 Yes, he told me that he and the group had
有小小的意見不合 some kind of small disagreement,
但我們肯定可以忘記過去吧 but surely we can bury the old hatchet.
不合 Disagreement?
你是這么跟她說的 Is that what you told her?
九名成員都入院了 Nine members were hospitalized.
入院 Hospitalized?
你做了什么 What did you do?
我讓我們感染了 He infected us with
產志賀毒素大腸桿菌 Shigatoxigenic serotype E. Coli.
我只是想證明自己的理論 I was merely trying to prove my theory
部分細菌 that certain bacteria could survive
可以保持活性 in an animated state that...
你將病菌帶到了晚宴上 You brought a pathogen to a dinner party.
讓大家都看到 So everybody could see.
-放在冰塊里 -天吶 - In ice cubes. - ‭Oh, boy.
用水晶冰桶裝的 In a crystal ice bucket.
我必須用冰做載體 I had to bring them in ice so that
讓它們處于假死狀態 they could reach suspended animation,
而這種派對又那么高檔 and these parties are fancy.
難道要我用泡沫箱子嗎 Or would you have preferred a Styrofoam chest?
我更希望不會感染上我的醫生在 I would have preferred not to contract what my doctor
病例里描述為 described in his report as--
抱歉我如此直接 excuse my directness--
"爆炸性痢疾"的疾病 "explosive diarrhea."
我并沒想到真有人會把冰塊吃下去 I didn't think anyone would actually digest the cubes.
你是什么都沒想吧 You could have stopped after "I didn't think."
狄寧小姐 認識你真的很高興 Ms. Dineen, it has truly been my pleasure to meet you.
奧布萊恩先生 Mr. O'Brien,
委員會對你的會員身份 until the board makes a final determination
做出最后決定前 你還是走吧 as to your membership status, I suggest you go.
那真是 Well, that was...
完全的災難 A total disaster?
拜托 不會那么糟吧 Aw, come on, it can't be that bad.
減震系統壞了 剎車磨掉了 Your shocks are shot, the brakes are worn through,
而且到處滲漏 leaks like a full diaper.
-漏什么 -漏油 - Leaks what? - ‭Oil,
冷卻劑 傳動液 coolant, transmission fluid,
制動液 助力轉向液 brake fluid, power-steering fluid.
而且我還沒法把那盤蘿拉·布蘭尼根的卡帶 And I can't get that Laura Branigan cassette
從磁帶機里取出來 out of the tape player
除非是把整個收音機都拆下來 without taking apart the whole radio.
你買這破玩意干什么 Why did you buy this heap?
因為除了拿走了我的護照 槍和徽章 'Cause in addition to taking my passport, gun, and badge,
國安部兩天前還拿走了我的SUV Homeland also took back my SUV two days ago.
我知道我們為什么都窮 I know why we're all poor.
除了伊隆·馬斯克 大部分天才不會理財 Elon Musk aside, most geniuses suck with money.
但你幾十年來一直有鐵飯碗 But you've had a steady job for decades.
是啊 政府執法部門的鐵飯碗 Yeah, a steady government law enforcement job.
并不是致富之路 It's not exactly the road to riches.
我存了6.5萬 而我給了你們每個人 I had $65K saved, and I gave each of you
一萬 算是開始還你們保釋我的錢 $10K to start paying you back for my bail.
我們叫你別那么做了 蠢蛋 We told you not to do that, dummy.
凱布·格洛不欠錢 Cabe Gallo doesn't owe.
我只剩1.5萬了 I'm down to my last 15 grand,
這車是500買下來的 and I bought this car for 500,
現在你又告訴我它不值得花費... and now you're telling me it's not worth...
我的時間 My time.
或許今天明天不會壞掉 Might not conk out on you today or tomorrow,
但也快了 but it will soon.
我可以修好 但光是部件 就要上千 I can fix it, but parts alone will run you thousands.
沒想到你是個喜歡白胎壁的人 Never took you for a whitewalls guy.
我最近不太在狀態 Yeah, well, I haven't been myself lately.
我的槍和車都被拿走了 Took my gun and my tin.
現在我拿著一個寫著"實習生"的證件 Now I got a badge that says "intern."
既然你提到了 我想喝杯咖啡 Now that you mention it, I could use a coffee.
真逗 That's very funny.
但我還是去給你倒 因為你幫我修車了 But I'll get you a cup because you helped with the car.
不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
不能喝咖啡 拜托了 No café con leche, por favor.
樂樂 你怎么能 Happy, shame on you.
拜托 我需要振奮一下 Come on, I need to get perked up.
你需要懷上 You need to get knocked up,
而咖啡違反了送子鶴計劃 and coffee's a violation of STORK.
我不想知道 Oh, I don't want to know about this.
很高興你問了 Oh, I'm glad you asked.
樂樂和我制定了個懷孕計劃 Happy and I have conceived a conception plan.
名叫送子鶴計劃 It's called STORK.
S是只在受孕最佳時刻纏綿 "S" is for sexy time only at moments of optimal fertility.
我對你們的纏綿才不感興趣 I'm not interested in your sexy time.
我對我們的纏綿都不怎么感興趣了 I'm barely interested in our sexy time.
T代表溫度 "T" is temperature.
我要把我的寶貝保持在36度左右 I'm gonna keep my gooty at a cool 97 degrees
以最優化我精子的效力 to maximize efficacy of my spermatozoon.
只穿平角褲 不穿三角褲 So all boxers, no briefs.
我不想喝咖啡了 我好惡心 I don't want coffee anymore. I feel sick.
O是有機食品 "O" is for organic.
將我們的身體當做純天然的神龕 Treat our bodies like all-natural shrines.
R是減壓 "R"... reduce stress.
K是遵守送子鶴計劃的準則 And "K," keep the tenets of STORK.
咖啡是刺激物 提高血壓 Coffee is a stimulant that increases blood pressure
跟壓力的效果一樣 絕對不行 just like stress, so that's a no-go.
我嚴重懷疑 And I-I seriously doubt
凱布做的東西會是有機的 that the sludge that Cabe's making is organic.
絕對不是 It definitely is not.
你們為什么那么喜歡用縮寫 What's with you guys and the acronyms?
你既然已經告訴凱布你打算怎么搞大我的肚子 Now that you've told Cabe how you plan to impregnate me,
我要走了 I'd like to leave.
我們得去 We need to get to that
那個科技爆炸大會了 Tech-Splosion conference now, anyway.
是啊 我們該多接工作 Mm, yeah, we should drum up some work
儲備小托比娜的大學基金 to fill little Tobina's college fund.
翻 譯 雙子草 酸奶 Reginamoon
沃特和佩吉說會在那里跟我們碰面 Well, Walt and Paige said they'd meet us there.
我可以送你們 車里很寬敞 I can give you guys a ride. Plenty of room.
我絕對不上那輛死亡陷阱 No way am I getting into that death trap.
翻 譯 斗斗 Elena777
那玩意已經快不行了 That thing is on its last legs.
走吧 老公 我開車 Come on, husband. I'm driving.
翻 譯 Z小花兒 Giggles 天蝎坦
好吧 隨你們 All right, suit yourself.
但這位老妹兒 她還不賴 But this old gal, she ain't that bad.
校 對 天蝎坦
時間軸 壬虛浪影 十一 兜爹
該死 Son of a...
后 期 天蝎斯人
佛蒙特州 蒙彼利埃
總 監 TanKnoX
抱歉 先生 Excuse me, sir.
你是來參加律師資格考試的 You're here to take the bar exam?
是的 我昨天已經考完了前半 Uh, yes. I took the first half yesterday.
你當時不在 You weren't here.
監考會輪換 The proctors rotate.
今天是我和科恩先生值班 Mr. Cohen and I are on duty today.
你似乎有些困惑 You seem confused.
是的 有人坐在了我昨天坐的位置 Yes. Someone is sitting where I sat yesterday,
我以為座位是固定的 and I thought it was same-seatsies.
不 不是固定的 隨便坐 No, not same-seatsies. Sit wherever you want.
大部分學生跟自己的法學院同學一起坐 Most students cluster based on where they went to law school.
我沒上過法學院 Oh, I didn't go to law school.
你沒有法學學位 You don't have a law degree?
你要怎么通過考試啊 How do you expect to pass the bar?
我在來的飛機上學了 I studied on the flight.
找張桌子坐下吧 Just find a desk.
你今早挺沉默的 You've been pretty quiet this morning.
甚至有點郁郁寡歡 One might say moody.
換了你 You'd be moody, too,
剛被芙爾會那樣的世界級智囊團趕出去 if you were just thrown out of a world-class think tank
也會郁悶的 like the Vor Collective.
不 我會興高采烈的 Yep. That mood would be elation.
他們就是一群討厭的書呆子 They're a bunch of nerd-turds.
誰管他們喜不喜歡你呢 沃特 Who cares if they don't like you, Walter?
你說得輕松 Uh, that is easy for you to say.
你一走進去 不到兩秒 Y-You waltz in, and in two seconds
他們就都被你傾倒了 they're eating out of your hand.
我沒法讓普通人喜歡我 I can't get humans to like me,
又沒法讓高智商者接受我 I can't get the mentally enabled to accept me.
我是個沒家的人 I'm a man without a home.
你有家 You have a home.
天蝎是你的家 我是你的家 Scorpion's your home. I'm your home.
我知道 但芙爾會的事 No, I-I know, I just... this Vor situation,
好讓我泄氣 it's... it's deflating.
那就給自己充氣 Well, then... inflate yourself.
你來到了書呆子天堂 You're in dork heaven.
那邊有機器人展位 還有旅行自拍展位 No, there's a robotics booth, there's a Trelfie station,
好像是拍旅行自拍的 where you take traveling selfies or something.
大概是吧 I guess.
我是很期待看看理查德·埃利亞的 Oh, I am excited to see Richard Elia's
新E生活展示 new E-Life presentation.
埃利亞品牌E生活提供高端 The E-Life by Elia line provides high-end
家用安保 home security, uh,
虛擬現實家庭影院 virtual reality home movies,
埃利亞的E生活
身體狀況監控 wellness monitoring.
但最讓我激動的 But what I'm really excited to see
還是他新研發的手機銀行 is his new phone banking app.
"認購超過十億的私募股權 "Underwritten with over a billion dollars in private equity,
E生活能給普通人免費提供 E-Life banking provides the common man
華爾街級別的理財建議" Wall Street-quality financial advice for free."
一切都交給 All through
理財管家巴納比 Barnaby, the Banking Butler.
這是一個讓用戶體驗更加有趣的電子界面 It's a digital interface to make the whole experience fun.
你了解他們的軟件嗎 You know about the software?
我給埃利亞打工的時候 When I was working with Elia,
就是在你炒了我之后... right after you fired me...
過去的就讓它過去吧 Water under the bridge.
他們正在給這個應用軟件編程 They were coding the app software.
我很驚訝他們今天就把它拿出來展示了 I'm surprised he's unveiling it today,
因為幾個月前他們離成功還有很大距離 'cause they were way behind just a few months ago.
我把所有箱子都帶來了 Brought all the boxes.
這都是些什么啊 What, what the hell is this?
這些是拖車里面的箱子 Oh, these are the boxes from in the trailer.
不 我說的是拖車旁的箱子 No, I said the boxes by the trailer,
不是拖車里面的 not in the trailer.
實習生 Intern.
反正都是可以促銷的 Well, they all say "marketing."
那些都是雷搗鼓出來的東西 Oh, that's stuff Ray put together
就是在他接替佩吉的那個月里 during the month he took over Paige's job.
在你把我炒了之后 Right after you fired me.
真的得放下這件事了 Really got to let that go.
你能去把我做的那些東西拿來嗎 Can you just go get the stuff I made?
海報 流程圖... Posters, flowcharts...
早高峰 他沒法在開始前趕回來的 Morning traffic, he won't get back before things start up here.
在箱子里翻翻吧 Just dig through the box,
看看有沒有什么能搶救一下 see if there's anything salvageable.
老天 是瓦達特 Oh, man, it's Vadat.
好吧 我們得冷靜對待 Okay, let's just play it cool.
你好呀 瓦達特 Hey, Vadat, so, uh,
連著兩天見到你真是太有趣了 it's really funny to be seeing you two days in a row.
你... Are you...
期不期待一點小小的科技爆炸 you looking forward to a little Tech-Splosion?
狄寧女士 很高興再次見到你 Ms. Dineen, it's lovely to see you again.
我們設立了一個展位 招募新成員 We've got a booth to recruit new members,
歡迎你隨時來喝點東西 so feel free to stop by for refreshments.
我們的冰塊是安全的 Our ice is safe.
沃特 Hey, Walt.
我找到了一段錄像 I found a DVD.
天蝎 Scorpion.
電腦 Computers.
冒險 Adventure!
落水洞 Sinkhole!
應有盡有 Whatever your needs,
天蝎真天才 Scorpion is genius.
星形擦除 Star wipe.
厲害了 Impressive.
剛剛那下毀了 Oh, that just ruined any chance I have
我重新加入芙爾會的所有機會 of getting back into the Vor Collective.
沃特 這事和錄像帶無關 Uh, Walter, it was not about the video.
送你一個詞 I have two words for you:
爆炸性痢疾 explosive diarrhea.
這是讓我去散個步的信號 And that's my cue to go take a walk.
雷·斯派沃克肯實干 Ray Spiewack is a man of action.
他是天蝎團隊的標桿 He's the leader of the Scorpion.
雷·斯派沃克超級性感 Ray Spiewack is super sexy.
來吧 大伙們 我們來樂一樂 Come on, everybody, we're gonna have some fun.
筋疲力盡精神緊張 Stressed out?
工作壓力大 Job pressures?
希望自己可以屏蔽全世界 Wish you could shut out the world?
怎么才能做到 And how.
試試無感3000 Try the Senseless 3000,
高科技感官剝奪的未來 the future of high-tech sensory deprivation.
這是那種靜謐箱嗎 This one of those quiet tanks?
你聽到我排練了 You heard me rehearsing.
我的推銷詞聽上去怎樣 How'd my pitch sound?
引人入勝 Intriguing.
太好了 Good.
你知道這個產品最妙的地方在哪嗎 Did you know the best part about this product?
太空時代的記憶海綿能讓你 Space-age memory foam that'll make you feel
覺得自己完全失重 安寧平靜 completely weightless and at peace.
沒有亮光 沒有聲音... No bright lights, no sound...
沒有破車 沒有庭審 No crappy car, no trial.
你不如試試吧 Why don't you take her for a spin?
好啊 Yeah.
坐在這里 Sit here.
安心待在里面就好 Just, uh, settle in there.
好了 There you go.
挺舒服的 It's pretty comfy.
我得到車上去取幾件宣傳衫 Well, I'm gonna run to my car and grab some promo T-shirts,
但是門沒有鎖 你隨時可以出來 but, uh, the door doesn't lock, so you can exit anytime.
好的 Okay.
好好享受 先生 Enjoy, sir.
好的 晚點見 Okay. See you soon.
是托比和樂樂 That was Toby and Happy.
他們要遲到 在買有機咖啡呢 They're running late. They're picking up organic coffee.
送子鶴計劃的一部分 Part of their STORK thing.
他們為什么這么喜歡用縮寫 What is with those guys and acronyms?
所有人舉起手來 Everybody, hands up!
乖乖聽話 就不會有事 Follow our instructions, and no one gets hurt!
我們快走 Let's get out of here.
無路可逃了 There is no way out!
所有門上都裝了炸彈 Doors are rigged with explosives.
只要打開一扇 就會引爆全部炸彈 You open one door, they all detonate.
所有人立刻到主會場去 立刻 Now, everybody into the main theater. Now!
快點 Move!
快點 快點 Move! Move!
快點 Move!
理查德 Richard.
怎么每次你們在哪兒 Why is it every time you guys are around,
哪兒就出亂子 things turn to crap?
把手機都放進來 All cell phones in here.
手機 快點 Cell phones, now.
和你們一起的那個老伙計在哪兒 Where's that older guy you guys were with?
他逃脫了嗎 Did-did he get away?
沃特 他說得對 凱布不在這兒 Walt, he's right, Cabe's not here.
別擔心 瓦達特先生 Don't worry, Mr. Vadat.
我同伴是個訓練有素的聯邦探員 My associate is a trained federal agent.
我相信他這會兒正在想辦法 I guarantee he's working right now
救我們出去 toward a way of getting us out of here.
*你是否在腦海中* *Are the voices in your head*
*渴望榮耀* *Calling Gloria...*
天 蝎
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第四季 第五集
理查德·埃利亞及其技術團隊 Richard Elia and his technological ilk
不過是些數據販子 are nothing more than digital pusher men,
讓大眾沉迷于動動手指的便利 getting the populace hooked on fingertip convenience:
快速獲取音樂 影片和信息 instant access to music, films, information,
他使用的提示音能刺激大腦釋放內啡肽[產生快感] with notification chimes engineered to release endorphins,
令人們上癮 to get the sheep addicted,
渾然不覺個人數據已被收集并販賣 unaware their personal data's being harvested and sold,
直到有一天 until, one day,
我們的隱私已蕩然無存 privacy as we know it is gone forever.
你真那么做了 Did you really do that with chimes?
或許吧 Maybe.
埃利亞先生有兩小時 Mr. Elia has two hours
摧毀他二十年來 to destroy all personal data he's collected
從使用其公司產品的用戶那里 from users of his technology
收集的所有個人數據 over the past 20 years.
數十億人的心思 習慣和檔案 The thoughts, habits and profiles of billions
將脫離埃利亞的掌控 will be liberated from Elia's grasp.
肯定無法按時完成 We'll never get that done in time.
哪怕還留有一封電郵 If a single e-mail remains,
我們都會處決所有人質 we will execute every hostage.
以免埃利亞的技術團隊質疑 And lest Elia's tech team doubts
是否該認真考慮我們的要求 whether they should heed our demands...
如果他們不照做 If they don't,
理查德先生將第一個被處決 Sir Richard receives the first bullet.
照做 Do it.
照他說的做 Do what he says.
他們是認真的 These guys mean it.
梅勒警探 Detective Meller!
警探 Detective.
這兩人開過了路障 These guys drove up to the barricade.
他們說 人質中有個聯邦探員 They say there's a federal agent embedded with the hostages.
托比·柯蒂斯醫生 樂樂·奎恩 來自天蝎團隊 Uh, Dr. Toby Curtis, Happy Quinn, we work for Scorpion.
是個聯邦任務小隊 A federal subcontractor
直屬于國安部探員凱布·格洛 under the direction of Homeland Agent Cabe Gallo.
我錄下了綁匪的勒索視頻 Look, well, I recorded the kidnappers' demands.
只能根據這個觀察會場內情況 It's our only look inside
因為里面的監控都被關掉了 since they disabled the security cameras.
能看到綁匪身后的人質們 You can see the hostages in the background.
哪個是你們說的聯邦探員 Which one is the federal agent?
-沃特和佩吉都在 -還有... - Uh, there's Walt and Paige. - And...
埃利亞也在 沒有凱布 Elia but no Cabe.
他肯定藏在外面的展廳里 He's got to be hiding in the outer concourse somewhere.
有戲 Ah, this is good.
太好了 Oh, that's good.
她通常會說"不妙" She normally says "Not good"
你們說什么呢 What the hell are you two talking about?
我們的意思是 我們在里面有內應 What we're talking about is that we have a man on the inside,
而且他很厲害 and he's a badass.
大家都去哪兒了 Where the hell is everybody?
不妙啊 This is bad.
樓廳安全 正在排查一層大廳 完畢 Mezzanine is clear. Checking the floor. Over.
到底怎么回事 What the hell's going on?
-喂 -凱布 你去哪兒了 - Yeah. - Cabe, where the hell you been?
打盹呢 稍等 我帶上藍牙耳機 Napping. Hold on, I'm putting my Bluetooth in.
你大概已經知道 So I assume you're aware that
這里出亂子了吧 something crazy's going down in here.
快給我講講 Fill me in.
一幫反科技劫匪 Yeah, anti-tech group has got, like,
持槍劫持了會場內的十二名人質 12 people at gunpoint in the theater,
包括沃特和佩吉 埃利亞也在 including Walter and Paige, and Elia's in there, too.
劫匪有幾人 How many bad guys?
好像有四個 Looks like there's four in there.
怕你不知道 跟你說一聲 Well, in case you're unaware...
會場裝滿了炸彈 this place is rigged to blow to bits
打開任何一扇門 都會把這里炸毀 if any of these doors are opened.
警方已經了解了 The authorities know.
已在周邊設好了路障 到處都是警察 Barricades are all around, cops are everywhere.
是格洛探員嗎 Is that Agent Gallo?
讓我來說 Hand it over.
格洛探員 我是洛杉磯警局的梅勒警探 Agent Gallo, this is Detective Meller, LAPD.
你好 警探 Hey, Detective.
請知悉 我已制服一名三十多歲的白人男劫匪 Be advised, I've already taken out one Caucasian male, early 30s.
我有一把9毫米口徑的西格手槍 And I'm in possession of a SIG 9mm.
長官 我查了你的警徽編號 Sir, I ran your badge number,
系統顯示你因被控犯罪 and the system says that you've been suspended
已經被停職了 for being charged with felonious conduct.
不妙 Not good.
對 我說了她通常會這么說 Yeah. I told you she normally says that.
把這個放下來 We will be relieving you of this.
公司服務器的密碼 Password to your company's server?
你們要這個干什么 Why do you need it?
我讓員工把數據全刪了 I ordered my staff to delete all data.
此刻他們正在刪除 They're doing it as we speak.
我要我的人監督你的人 I want my team to watch your team.
確保這些千兆的數據 Make sure all those terabytes
像理應的那樣縮減到零 are dwindling down to zero like they should.
密碼 The password.
"理查德國王" "King Richard."
很好記 It's easy to remember.
格洛先生 Mr. Gallo.
被雇主起訴犯罪 How do you feel about being
你有什么感想 criminally prosecuted by your employer?
我開心死了 I'm tickled pink.
你問這些干什么 What the hell does that have to do with anything?
你認為凱布也參與了 You think Cabe is in on it?
我看到的是一個還差五年退休 Well, I'm looking at a disgruntled federal employee,
卻被解雇的不滿的聯邦雇員 discharged five years from retirement,
而且現在還承認持有武器 who's already admitted that he's armed,
還制服了一個人 and neutralized one person.
一個壞人 我制服了一個壞人 A bad guy. I took out a bad guy.
不 是我的手機 N-no, that's my phone,
如果你覺得我朋友瘋了 那你就是瘋了 and you are crazy if you think my friend's crazy.
我見過很多憤怒的探員 I have seen many agents snap,
我不知道這家伙站在哪邊 and I don't know whose side this guy is on.
警探 媒體坐不住了 Detective, press is getting antsy.
他們想聽聲明 They want a statement.
別讓他們走了 我還要問他們問題 Don't let them leave. I still got questions for them.
我不知道現在什么情況 I don't know what's going on here.
凱布 你不能被任何人發現 Cabe? You-you got to avoid running into anyone else
等我們想出辦法 until we can figure out a plan.
狐貍 我是烏鴉 Fox, this is Raven.
我覺得那是不可能的 I don't think that's gonna be possible.
給我從那邊的某個展區 I need you to get me a Flashcat cable
找一根閃光貓電纜 from one of the booths out there.
收到了嗎 Do you copy?
什么情況 What's the issue?
鏈接不上末頁 It's not connecting to the final page.
電纜可能不對 It's probably a bad cable.
狐貍 電纜多久能到 Fox, ETA on that Flashcat?
收到了嗎 Do you copy?
估計把對講機丟了 Probably left his walkie off.
我自己去拿吧 I'll just grab it myself.
動作快點 Just be quick about it.
我很擔心凱布 I'm worried about Cabe.
要是那家伙遇到他了怎么辦 What if the guy runs into him?
要真那樣 我擔心的倒不是凱布 Well, if that happens, Cabe's not the one I'm worried about.
我打暈的那人沒把電纜送過去 They're gonna send someone when that guy I knocked out
他們還會派人過來 doesn't come back with a cable.
凱布 快躲起來 小心點 Cabe, just make yourself scarce and-and be careful.
聽著 我得掛了 Look, man, I-I got to go.
我們得想辦法 We got to figure out a way
弄清劇場里的情況 to see what's going on in that theater.
我們怎么才能看到里面的情況 How the hell are we gonna get eyes in there?
我上網搜了 劇場里沒有監視器 I checked online. There's no security cameras in the theater.
入侵沃特的筆記本電腦 通過他的目鏡觀察 We'll hack Walt's laptop, we'll spy through his eyepiece.
綁匪絕對不會讓沃特打開筆記本電腦的 There's no way that the kidnappers will let Walt open his laptop.
他們是人質 They're hostages.
估計動都動不了 更別說拿出玩具了 They probably can't even move, let alone take out their toys.
沒錯 Well, that's it.
埃利亞的玩具 已經布置好了 Elia's toys. They're already out.
他今天本來要發布很多新設備 H-he was unveiling a host of new devices today.
打開科技爆炸的網頁 Pull up the Tech-Splosion website.
看你自己的 別偷看 Eyes on your own paper.
凱布 聯系我 緊急情況
男廁
人質劫持 A hostage situation?
對 我沒時間解釋 Yeah, I don't have any time to explain.
聽我說 Now, listen to me.
如果要在這地方找一根閃光貓電纜 If I were gonna find a Flashcat cable in this joint,
該去哪找 where would I go?
我想在機器人展區應該有 I have to think that they'd have a robotics booth.
那里會有閃光貓電纜 That would have a Flashcat.
好 Okay.
我看到一些機器人 I see some robot stuff.
聯系托比和樂樂 Get in touch with Toby and Happy.
他們會給你解釋的 They'll download you.
情況真的很嚴重 Things are really bad.
真的真的很嚴重 Really, really bad.
別掛 拜托別掛... Oh, please don't hang up, please don't hang...
我正在參加律考 媽的 I'm in the middle of taking the bar exam. Crap.
找到了 There it is.
閃光貓電纜 Flashcat cable.
什么情況 What the hell?
干掉倆 Two down.
警察認為凱布也參與了 Cops think Cabe is involved?
瘋了吧 That is insane.
樂樂正在黑入 Listen, Happy's hacking the camera
埃利亞面部識別門鈴展的攝像頭 in Elia's facial-recognition doorbell display.
我們就能看到劇院里的實時情況 It's gonna give us a live peek into that theater.
一旦有發現 Once we get some intel,
我們估計會需要你幫忙 we'll probably need your help,
所以隨時聽電話好嗎 so stay by the phone?
好 先別掛 我... Okay, please don't hang up. I...
我勒個擦 Double crap.
逮到你了 Busted.
我了個大擦 Triple crap.
先生 你因作弊被取消考試資格了 Sir, you are hereby expelled from this bar examination for cheating.
好吧 等等 Okay. Hold on.
這不是《開心辭典》 This is not a game show.
你不知道答案的時候沒有場外熱線可以打 You do not get a lifeline when you don't know the answers.
求你了 如果你讓我出去拿 Please, if you just let me get my laptop
我桌子里面的筆記本電腦 out from under my desk out there,
我就給你看文件 I can show you case files that prove
證明我在與國土安全部合作 that I work in conjunction with Homeland Security,
還有網上有關洛杉磯挾持人質情況的新聞 as well as news feeds online of a Los Angeles hostage situation
我現在正在協助解決這件事 that I am currently assisting with.
你要么就是在說實話 You are either telling the truth,
要么就是編了個我聽過的最酷的謊話 or that is the coolest lie I have ever heard.
等著 我給你找證據去 Wait here. I'll go get the proof.
烏鴉 收到嗎 Raven, do you copy?
烏鴉 Raven!
他越來越焦慮了 He's getting frustrated.
焦慮的綁架者會傷人的 Frustrated kidnappers hurt people.
肯定是凱布攪亂了他的計劃 I'm sure Cabe's disrupted his plans.
現在我們得自己想個計劃了 Now we need a plan of our own.
不行 你太草率了 No. You're reckless.
我向你保證 我解決過許多復雜的案例 I promise you, I have solved many difficult cases.
但是他說的也有道理 But he does have a point.
你弄壞了我的法拉利 You wrecked my Ferrari,
弄丟軟件讓我損失了價值十億美元的智能建筑 lost software that cost me a billion-dollar smart building,
發射了我的航天火箭 discharged my space rocket.
他導致了我爆炸性痢疾 He gave me explosive diarrhea.
你贏了 You win.
好了 All right.
有人想出什么策略了嗎 Anybody come up with a strategy yet?
這兒情況就跟打地鼠似的 It's like Whack-A-Mole around here.
壞人總是突然出現 沒個完 Bad guys keep coming out of the woodwork.
好 我正在破解埃利亞的門鈴 Okay, I am hacking Elia's doorbell hardware
好讓我們能看到那邊的情況 so we can get eyes on the situation...
-我進來了 -很好 看到什么了 - I'm in. - Great. What do you see?
空無一人的劇院 Empty theater seats.
他們得把攝像頭轉向他們 They need to turn the camera toward them.
好吧 做什么都行 讓他們注意到 Yeah, well, do whatever you can to get their attention.
我正在弄 I am doing that right now.
就我一個人看到那燈在閃嗎 Am I the only one who sees that light blinking?
是摩爾斯代碼 是樂樂 It's Morse code. It's Happy.
你怎么知道 How do you know?
因為那門鈴剛說的是"是我 傻蛋" Because the doorbell just said, "It's me, stupid""
我們得來個聲東擊西 好讓我拿到門鈴 We need a distraction so I can get it.
狐貍和烏鴉一直不回話 Fox and Raven are not responding.
我們得趕緊干完出去 We need to get this done and get out.
那個 抱歉 Hey, excuse me...
-坐下 -如果你是想黑進我的系統 - Sit down. - If you're trying to get into my system,
-我應該能幫忙 -我讓你坐下 - I think I can help. - I said sit.
我只是說我覺得我可以幫你... I'm just saying that I think that I could assist you...
退后 Stay back.
這兒可不是你的董事會 This is not your boardroom.
你說了不算 You are not in charge!
給你 Here.
我們有沃特的視角了 Well, we got Walt's POV.
好 把他的音頻連到凱布的藍牙上 Okay, link his audio with Cabe's Bluetooth.
看 我們是從沃特的口袋直接看出去的 Look, we're getting a visual right through his shirt pocket.
老天 埃利亞可不好過啊 Oh, man, Elia's getting it bad.
住手 停下 快停下 Stop! Stop! Stop!
我是這里最厲害的黑客 I'm the best hacker here.
我來幫你黑進埃利亞的服務器 Yeah, I-I'll get you into Elia's server,
你可以眼看著數據被刪除 you can see the d-data being deleted.
你們可別再打他了 行嗎 Just-just leave him alone, okay?
要是你耍花招 If you're playing games,
我就殺人 people die.
恕我冒昧 我是個專業的程序員 Respectfully, I am a programmer by trade.
但我是個黑客高手 But I'm a skilled hacker.
水平跟你擺弄有毒的細菌一樣高嗎 Oh, as skilled as you are with toxic micro-bacteria?
真抱歉生死關頭我沒法相信你 Forgive me if I don't trust you with my life.
夠了 Enough.
你倆都說你們能干 You both say you can do the job,
那就你們倆一起干 then you both do the job.
你倆誰失敗了 就是誰害死了人質 And you both have blood on your hands if you fail.
但是刪除埃利亞數據的時候 你們不能在場 But you are not going to be looking at Elia's data deletion.
如果你們不是為了毀掉他收集的數據 If this isn't about destroying the data he collected,
讓我們來干什么 why are we here?
他們是想要埃利亞的銀行業務軟件 This is about Elia's banking software.
你挺聰明 Smart man.
無論是我的人得到了"金手指"而拋棄我 And whether my men have gotten cold feet and abandoned me,
還是被劇院門外的警察給攔截住了 or have been intercepted by forces outside that theater door,
我拿不到我的錢是不會走的 I am not leaving without my money.
你讓我的人使勁的刪除數據 You have my people obsessively deleting data
這樣他們就不會注意到銀行賬戶正在被搬空 so they won't notice the bank accounts are being emptied.
沒錯 Correct.
你們兩個 Both of you,
過來 快干活 over here, and get to work.
你剛才真是勇氣可嘉 That was pretty brave of you,
這樣聲東擊西 creating a distraction.
是啊 你馬上就不會這么看好我了 Yeah, well, you won't be very proud of me in a moment.
為什么 Why?
銀行軟件我就沒做完 I never finished the bank software.
根本就沒有錢 There is no money.
這不能用... This isn't working...
對 電纜壞了 Yes, there's a defective cable.
我們之前就知道了 We've known that for some time.
不 連接電纜沒問題 Nope. There's nothing wrong with the connecting cable.
是這個軟件無法運行 The software isn't working.
不 不 Oh, no. Oh, no.
我們不能幫他們搶劫埃利亞的銀行 因為... We can't help them rob Elia's bank because...
銀行根本不存在 There is no bank.
編碼在六個月內無法完成 Coding won't be done for six months.
那今天的發布會... But t-today's presentation...?
那只是煙霧彈 一切都未準備就緒 Smoke and mirrors. None of it's ready.
包括軟件 理財管家巴納比 Not the software, not Barnaby the Banking Butler,
當然還有這些家伙 and definitely not the funding
虎視眈眈的資金 that these guys are trying to siphon off.
一旦綁匪知道 Once the kidnappers realize
這里沒錢可搶... that there's no pennies in the piggy bank...
他們就沒理由留人質活口了 They have no reason to keep the hostages alive.
把錢都轉到這個直布羅陀銀行賬號上 I want all funds transferred to this account number in Gibraltar.
有問題嗎 Problem?
不不 我能黑進去 No. No, no. I can hack this.
只是這個軟件設計復雜 It's just, well-designed software,
所以需要點時間 so it will take a while.
給你五分鐘 You have five minutes.
好了 沃特會拖延300秒 Okay, Walt will stall for a 300 count
我們盡力把所有人救出去 while we try to save everyone in there.
好 你們得建一個 All right. You guys got to build
假銀行網站之類的東西 some kind of fake bank site or something
好讓沃特看起來在依那混蛋的意愿行事 so it'll look like Walter is doing what that bastard wants.
樂樂和我沒法這么快做出來 Happy and I aren't skilled enough to pull that off fast.
我知道誰能辦到 I know the young esquire who is.
等等 Hold on.
阻止一顆核彈衛星襲擊洛杉磯 Stopped a nuclear satellite from hitting L.A.,
在瀝青坑中拯救一名遇溺女性 rescued a drowning woman from a tar pit.
你們團隊的成就真了不起 Your team's done some pretty amazing work.
但現在 這個會展中心正被一個瘋子挾持 And now, this convention center is being overrun by a madman.
科技爆炸
我得幫助我的朋友們 And I need to help my friends.
好 你看這樣行不行 Okay, man. Here's the deal.
你坐這個 把水槽當桌子 Sit there, use the sink as a desk.
我就看著你 確保你是在做正事 I'll watch you, make sure everything's on the up and up.
這不太衛生吧 That's not really sanitary.
你還有別處可坐嗎 There's somewhere else you can sit.
那就坐垃圾桶吧 I'll take the garbage can.
托比 Toby.
希爾 我接入了凱布 Sly, I-I got Cabe patched in.
我簡單說下情況 Here's a ten-second recap.
那些混蛋不討厭科技 The bad guys don't hate technology.
他們想搶劫埃利亞的新銀行 They want to rob Elia's new bank.
但沒有什么銀行 埃利亞根本沒建 But there is no bank. Elia never set it up,
所以沃特快死了 so Walter's about to be killed
因為他在黑一個根本不存在的銀行網站 because he's hacking a banking Web site that doesn't exist.
老天 Oh, boy.
所以我得快速做一個 Suppose I should whip up
想象中的假網站幫他拖延時間 a fancy pseudo-site to buy him some time?
對 沃特還剩四分半時間 Yeah, Walter's got about four and a half minutes
就要吃子彈了 until he takes a bullet.
天吶 好緊張... Oh, man, this is intense...
對 我可以給他做個簡單網站 Yeah, I could whip up something basic for him,
再黑進會展中心的路由器 I could hack into the router at the convention center,
然后沃特就能找到網站了 and then Walter could find it.
凱布 我有個主意 不過你可能不太樂意 Cabe, I just got an idea, but you're not gonna like it.
好吧 怎樣都行 我不介意... All right. Whatever it takes. I don't care...
東翼樓 維護工具貯藏室
等等 Hold on.
綁匪們最終會期望 The kidnappers are eventually gonna expect
資金打到他們賬上 to see money in their account.
這個怎么解決 How do you fix that?
他們使用的是直布羅陀帝國銀行 They're using Imperial Gibraltar Bank.
那是儲存贓款的天堂 It's a haven for criminal funds.
我來不及建一個假網站 Well, I don't have enough time to set up the fake site
再黑一家銀行 and hack a bank.
如果我們能直接進入銀行服務器 If we could get right into the server,
我就能偽造他們的電匯協議 then I could mask their wire transfer protocols,
讓壞人看上去以為錢已入袋 make it look to the bad guys that they just got their funds.
好 那托比和我去弄到銀行服務器的密碼 Fine. Then Toby and I will get you the password
幫你節省時間 to the bank's servers to save you time.
怎么弄 我們又不能去西班牙 H-How? It's not like we can get to Spain.
直布羅陀帝國銀行在全美 Imperial Gibraltar Bank has branches all over the U.S.
都設有分行洗錢 to launder dirty money.
-在貝爾弗勞爾就有一個 -我們走吧 - There's one in Bellflower. - Let's hit it.
等等 梅勒警探說你們不能走 Hold on! Detective Meller says you need to stay put.
我理解你從心理上需要 Look, I understand y-your psychological need
無條件聽從命令 to blindly follow authority,
但梅勒警探是個白癡 but Detective Meller's a putz.
里面的人都在指望我們 There are people in there counting on us.
其中一個人涉嫌參與此事 And one of them is under suspicion of pulling this stunt,
你們也承認跟他同屬一個團隊 and you've just admitted to being on his team,
所以你們也有犯罪嫌疑 so you're both under suspicion, too.
你們誰都別想走 Neither of you are going anywhere.
不好意思 警探 Excuse me, Detective.
我是希爾維斯特·多德 一名律師 This is Sylvester Dodd, attorney at law.
這話不能亂說 You can't say that.
如果你告訴我的委托人他們不能走動 If you are telling my clients that they can't move,
這叫拘禁訊問 then that is a custodial interrogation
那你得正式逮捕他們 and as such, you must formally arrest them.
我們就是在避免這事發生 希爾 That's what we're trying to avoid, Sly.
然而 你僅僅因為他們 However, you've already stated that they are under suspicion
和你以為的綁匪嫌犯一起工作 merely because they work with someone
就宣稱他們有犯罪嫌疑 who you believe may be involved with a hostage-taking.
你也一定知道 法律規定 And you must know that under the law mere suspicion
僅憑懷疑不足以逮捕 is not enough for an arrest.
必須有合理明確的懷疑 You have to have reasonable, articulable suspicion
才能帶走我的當事人 in order to bring my clients in.
你有嗎 除了直覺之外 Well, do you? Other than a hunch?
事實是什么 W-What are the facts?
能列舉一下嗎 Can you lay them out for me?
否則 由于你已經承認 Otherwise, since you've already admitted
不符合法律標準 that you don't meet the legal standard,
我會提起民事訴訟 I look forward to the massive civil suit
狀告你非法拘留 that I will file against you for wrongful arrest.
其實 我到希望你逮捕他們 In fact, i hope that you do arrest them.
我可以在我家多建一間房 I can put another wing on my house.
金牌律師 寶貝 Matlock, baby.
我真蠢 I'm such an idiot.
按一下這個 One press of this,
我就會從一個暗門升到舞臺上 and I'd rise out of a trap door and onto the stage.
已經設置好了機關 氣球會從天而降 Had this place rigged so balloons would drop,
還裝好了閃光燈 彩帶炮 音樂 strobe lights, confetti canons, music blaring--
都是為了讓自己不要去想 all to distract from the fact
我的產品還沒有成真的現實 that my product wasn't real yet.
華而不實 All style, no substance--
我并不想這么看待自己 that's not how I like to think of myself.
你為了幫大家而挨打 You took a beating to help everyone here.
這挺實在的 That's substance.
我很在乎他人的想法 I care so much about what people think of me,
很渴望被硅谷接納 of being accepted by Silicon Valley
獲得這群設計最新應用的20歲白癡的認可 and these 20 year-old idiots designing the latest apps.
我本應該更聰明一些的 Supposed to be smarter than that.
看來不管你有多聰明 Seems no matter how smart you are,
都很在意能否被接受 being accepted will always matter.
你就是在瞎打 You're just vamping here.
不能一直這么打亂碼 You can't just keep typing gibberish.
我的團隊知道我們的困境 My team knows our predicament.
我不知道他們在謀劃什么 I don't know what they're planning,
但肯定已經有了計劃 but they are planning something,
請相信我 so, please, trust me.
一分鐘內 我會殺掉一名人質 In one minute, I kill one hostage.
也許 Perhaps...
坐在你旁邊的這位美女 the pretty girl you were sitting with.
不要 不要 No, no. No, no, no! No. No, No.
沒這個必要 That won't be necessary.
我就快進入銀行網站的軟件了 I'm almost into the software for the banking Web site
我會操作銀行給你轉錢 and I-I will direct it to transfer you your money, okay?
希爾 快點搞好假網站 不然佩吉就死定了 Sly, get that fake site operational now or Paige is done for.
好 我就快完成了 Okay. I am almost finished.
凱布 你最好趕緊就位 Cabe, you better be in position.
好 馬上就好 All right, almost ready.
正在把旅行自拍網站黑進我的界面 Hacking the Trelfie computer into my interface now.
我給你一個中景 I'm gonna keep you in a mid-shot
這樣你的的藍牙耳機不容易被發現 so the Bluetooth in your ear isn't as noticeable.
20秒 20 seconds.
讓她起來 Get her up.
這可不是個人逞英雄的時間 This isn't anyone's hero time!
再過十秒 她就會死 In ten seconds, she dies.
拜托 拜托 我能解決 Please, please, please. I can solve this.
-我能解決 等等... -五秒 - I can solve it. Just... - Five seconds.
大家好 Hello.
我是巴納比 您的理財管家 I'm Barnaby, your banking butler,
和忠誠的財務伙伴 faithful financial friend.
好 各位 Okay, guys.
你們需要得到銀行密碼 You need to get the password from the bank
我才能進入他們系統 so I can get into their system
偽造轉賬 and fake the transfer.
我們剛到 這就去 Just got here. We're on it.
好 我輸入了你的賬號 Okay. I have entered your account number.
真好啊 長官[英腔] Jolly good, gov'nor.
我收到了你們的命令 I've received your order
進行資金轉賬 for a wiring of funds.
我需要幾分鐘 It will be several minutes
才能提供確認信息 before I can provide a confirmation.
轉好了告訴我 Tell me when the transfer's done.
你還要參加考試嗎 You're still taking the exam?
是的 下一次律考是二月份 Yes. The bar isn't offered again until February,
我需要趕緊成為律師 and I need to become a lawyer ASAP.
你確定嗎 Are you sure about this?
不確定 但我們需要密碼 No, but we need the password
這樣能最快拿到密碼 走 and this is the fastest way to get it. Now let's go.
再念一遍紙條 Th-th-- Just-just, read the note one more time.
搶劫 "This is a robbery.
交出服務器密碼 我就不會傷人 Give us your server password and no one gets hurt."
直接 明確 It's direct and clear.
寫得真好 Th-that's a good note.
好運 寶貝 Good luck, baby.
我為你祝福 I'm gonna keep my fingers crossed for you.
好吧 Fine.
遞張紙條而已 一個人就夠了 It-it really only takes one person to hand over a note.
正在轉賬 Transferring funds.
一切就搞定了 All is hunky-dory.
請稍等 Please stand by.
我們還活著 真是奇跡 It's amazing we're still alive,
他的口音太爛了 'cause his accent sucks.
準備離開吧 Let's get ready to get out of here.
其實錢并沒有轉過去 If that money doesn't come through...
那都到哪去了 Where the hell is it?
我們會搞定 We'll get this done.
天蝎成員都是專業的 Scorpion is a group of professionals.
希爾 密碼是B9T Sly, the password is B-9-T...
他們怎么拿到密碼的 How did they get it?
應該是搶劫了銀行 I think they just robbed a bank.
調到警用頻道 Put the police channel on my CB.
注意一輛金色皮卡 車上有一名白人男子 Alert on a gold pickup carrying a Caucasian male,
30歲左右 戴著帽子 還有一位嬌小亞裔女子 30s, in a hat, and a petite Asian female,
此二人搶劫了林肯大道直布羅陀帝國銀行 特此通緝 wanted for robbing Imperial Gibraltar Bank on Lincoln...
警察來了 That's the fuzz!
我們要進監獄了 We're going to the big house.
我們不會坐牢的 We are not going to prison.
能開快點嗎 Can you drive faster?
我不要當著其他人的面洗澡 I can't shower in front of other people.
請一定看看 Please be sure to browse
我們具有競爭力的借貸利率 our competitive CD rates
和低凈值貸款 and low equity loans.
該死 Bloody hell...!
出了點小問題 Oh... this is a wrinkle.
小問題 A wrinkle?
天啊 巴納比正在挨揍 Oh, man, Barnaby's getting his ass kicked.
凱布 趕緊搞定他 Cabe, you better win already.
我正在準備讓那些混蛋 I'm about to make it look like those jerks
以為自己獲得了十億存款 are getting a billion-dollar deposit.
我們要離開了 We're leaving now.
引用一句你們美國電影的話 To quote one of your American films:
讓我看到錢 Show me the money.
搞定 他們拿到了假錢 Done. They have the fake cash.
巴納比 時間到了 Uh, Barnaby, time's up.
快進入角色 Get into character.
整整領帶 擦掉頭上的血 Straighten your tie and get the blood off your forehead.
先生 Sir,
您的資金已到賬 your funds have been transferred,
十億美元已轉至直布羅陀帝國銀行賬戶 $1 billion to the Imperial Gibraltar Bank account
號碼是06 number 0-6-
0145 0-1-4-5.
走 Move.
快走 Move!
直布羅陀帝國銀行
你信守承諾 You kept your word.
我也說到做到 我誰都不殺 And I'll keep mine. I'm not gonna kill anyone.
回到人群中去 Now, back with the others!
我聽到警笛響 I hear sirens.
這可不是什么好事 This is not good.
被警察追捕壓力太大了 有悖于送子鶴計劃 Police pursuits are stressful. And that violates STORK.
坐牢也是啊 So does being in jail.
熱咖啡燙到了羞羞 Hot coffee's burning the gooty!
天啊 Oh, God!
白色三角褲 Tidy-whities?!
你應該穿平角褲 送子鶴計劃 記得嗎 You're supposed to be wearing boxers! STORK, remember?
我的小伙伴可不喜歡被擠 My boys don't like being jostled.
那你的腦袋喜歡被擠嗎 Does your head?
你們拿了錢 可以走了 You have your money-- you can go now.
先不急 Not quite yet.
你不是說不會殺我們嗎 I-I thought you said you wouldn't kill us.
是不會殺你們 但我會讓你們傷得非常嚴重 I'm not. I'm just gonna wound you all very badly.
腹部中槍 Gunshots to the abdomen
是最難處理的傷情之一 are one of the hardest injuries to treat.
所以警察趕來時 So when the police race in here,
他們就只顧著處理傷員 沒空追我們了 they'll be too busy doing triage to follow us.
謝謝 So thank you
謝謝你們幫我們逃跑 for your assistance in our escape.
不如就從今天的大功臣開始下手吧 Why don't you start with the man that made today possible?
打 Hit 'em!
快點 Hurry!
從這個暗門進來 Into the trapdoor!
快 Come on.
小心 小心 Careful, careful, careful.
沃特 Walter!
別管了 我們要趕緊離開 Forget them. We need to get out of here.
我媽媽送我第一天去上中學時 My mom sent me to my first day of middle school
我穿著少兒節目的T恤 然后被打了 in a Punky Brewster T-shirt, and I got my butt kicked.
你覺得 如果我第一天進監獄 What do you think'll happen if I show up
穿著這樣的內褲 會怎樣 to my first day of prison in my underwear?
天 梅勒警探應該是聽到了我們的通緝信息 Oh, boy. I think Detective Meller heard the APB on us.
舉起手來 下車 Get out with your hands up.
我就知道不能相信這些人 I knew we couldn't trust these guys.
現在一定希望自己穿的是平角褲吧 Bet you wish you wore boxers now.
快點 快點 Hurry. Hurry!
不許動 Freeze!
糟了 Oh, crap.
該死 Damn it!
警察正忙著處理爆炸 Cops are dealing with the bomb aftermath.
我們很安全 We're in the clear.
什么情況 What the hell?
希爾 Sly!
我需要你的幫助 伙計 I need your help, buddy.
我大概落后一個街區 我跟不上了 I'm about a block behind-- I can't keep up.
我們在維斯塔路右轉 We're making a right on Vista.
右側應該有一個停車場 There should be a parking lot on your right.
可以穿過去嗎 Is it safe to cut through?
不可以 No.
甩掉他了 I think we lost him.
別動 Don't move!
別動 混蛋 Don't move, scumbag.
巴納比 Barnaby?
謝謝你指出捷徑 孩子 Thanks for the shortcut, kid.
壞人倒下了 一切安好 Bad guys are down. All is well.
收到 凱布 Roger that, Cabe.
現在得回去考試了 Now it's time to get back to the test.
那個 Uh, yeah, about that.
時間幾分鐘前就已經到了 Uh... time ran out a few minutes ago.
考試結束了 Test's over.
什么 What?
我才答完了百分之七十 I was only able to finish about 70% of the questions.
別太難過 這世界上有很多律師了 For what it's worth, world's got lots of lawyers.
但是英雄卻不多 Not many heroes, though.
謝謝 Thanks.
問題是 我朋友需要一名律師 Problem is, my friend needs a lawyer.
柯蒂斯先生 奎恩女士 Mr. Curtis, Mrs. Quinn,
我為我的錯誤判斷道歉 I apologize for my error in judgment.
沒事 難免的 你腦子小 It's okay, you can't help it-- you have a small brain.
那我以公然猥褻罪逮捕你呢 How about I arrest you for public indecency?
或者他可以閉上嘴巴 Or he can keep his mouth shut,
穿上褲子 我們就能回家了 put his pants on, and we can go home.
我喜歡他的主意 I like her idea.
我也是 Me, too.
來了這么多媒體 消息遲早 Well, with all the press here, it's only a matter of time
都會傳出去 我本來打算 before it gets out that I was prepared
上演一出好戲呢 to put on a bogus dog-and-pony show today.
很奇怪 曾經我也 It's funny, there was a time
在乎科學 when I cared about the science,
技術 在乎真正對社會重要的東西 technology, about what's actually important to society,
而不是在一小部分人嚴重顯得很重要 not just about looking important to certain groups of people.
別太自責了 Don't be so hard on yourself.
誰都有可能掉到那個陷阱里 You know, anyone could have fallen into that trap.
你真是急中生智 想到了暗門 Real quick thinking with that trapdoor in there.
我有可能把你從天蝎挖回來嗎 Any chance I could steal you back from Scorpion?
不可能 Nope.
跟我的老板...有點關系 Kinda... got a thing for my boss.
希望下次我見到你們 Well, hopefully, next time I see you two...
不用再碰到災難 ...it doesn't involve a catastrophe.
但我不會抱太大期待 But I won't hold my breath.
我...想說謝謝 I, uh... wanted to say thanks.
要不是你們 我們早就沒命了 We never would have survived if it wasn't for you.
你們倆 Both of you.
謝謝你 瓦達特 Well, thank you, Vadat.
我想這說明我能重歸芙爾會了嗎 I guess that means I'm back into the Vor Collective?
你說真的嗎 Seriously?
不 No.
爆炸性痢疾 Explosive diarrhea?
往事不堪回首 Kind of a hard thing for the fellas to look past.
我明白 I understand.
我們回家吧 Let's go home.
波士頓夾心餅 Boston cream.
我已經吃了果凍 和有我名字的熊爪包 I got jelly in my belly and a bear claw with my name on it.
甜甜圈違反了送子鶴計劃吧 I thought donuts violate STORK.
-我們不管送子鶴計劃了 -沒錯 - We're scrapping STORK. - ‭Yeah.
現在我們要享樂 Now we're focusing on fun.
太好了 受不了那些愚蠢的縮寫了 Good. We're done with the stupid acronyms.
不 那意思是"自由支配時間的新婚夫婦" No. Freewheeling Unencumbered Newlyweds.
他怎么了 What's up with him?
他想找律師資格考試的漏洞 Oh, he's trying to find a loophole to the bar exam.
你只要問能不能代理自己 All you have to do is ask if you can represent yourself.
-孩子 -那我就能做你的助手 - Kid... ‭ - Then I could be your paralegal,
我就能和你一起出庭 and I can co-chair with you,
-給你建議 -希爾 - and feed you advice... - Sly...
不 有幾個案子 Well, no, there's a few cases
真的能那樣做 是... where this would actually work. It's...
希爾維斯特 Sylvester.
你盡力了 You did the best you could.
你想為我做不可能之事 You tried to do the impossible for me.
不管我的案子最終怎樣 No matter what happens with my case,
有你這樣的朋友 我已經非常走運了 I'm a hell of a lucky guy to have a friend like you.
好嗎 All right?
好了 我回家了 All right, I'm heading home.
老爹 Oh. Hey, Pops,
我有幾個網上的機械迷朋友廉價出售車子 some of my online gearhead pals have cheap cars for sale.
比你那輛破車好用多了 More reliable than that heap.
我可是用它抓到了兩個壞蛋 You know, I caught two bad guys with this baby.
更別提 Not to mention,
那些摩托車撞到車上 the motorcycles crashing into the wagon jarred
把磁帶撞出來了 the cassette tape loose.
不 我就開那個 No, I'm sticking with it.
幫個忙 Little help?!
還有多遠 How much farther?
最近有順風車的車庫不到五公里 Closest garage, uh, with a lift is three miles.
不 兩個字 拖車 Nah, two words-- "Tow truck."
送你幾個字 我們破產了 Two words: "We're broke""
知道我想要什么嗎 讓佩吉來推一會 You know what I want? For Paige to push for a while.
什么 我聽不清 What was that? I can't hear you.
伙計們 我通過考試了 Guys, I passed the bar!
太好了 Oh, fantastic!
好樣的 希爾 Way to go, Sly!
改考卷的人肯定對我的卷子看得很快 The proctor must have put a rush on my results.
我才做完了百分之七十 I only finished 70% of the test.
但是我估計這七十都做對了 But I guess I got all 70 right.
恭喜你 律師 Congratulations, Counselor.
你知道嗎 JD的意思是法學博士 You know, JD means Juris Doctor.
你不是博士 You're not a doctor.
希爾維斯特·多德 博士 聽起來不錯 Sylvester Dodd, the doctor-- sounds pretty good.
你不是博士 You're not a doctor.
真的得讓佩吉來推一會了 Really need Paige to push now.
你說什么 Huh? What was that?
我還是聽不清 Still can't hear you.